Archive: Boxers or Briefs?

"If you are wearing Fruit of the Loom you are not wearing American underwear."

Sen. Byron Dorgan (D,ND)
03.09.04

Oh please, someone, write the soon-to-be-classic protest song "American Underwear" preferably to the tune of "American Woman."That would so rock.
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